Stupid Quiz Answers

Just a copy and paste job today. Can't be arsed to do anything else.

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?

THE WEAKEST LINK
Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.

NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.

FAMILY FORTUNES
Something a blind man might use? - A Sword

A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon

Name the capital of France? - F

Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar

Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital

What is Hitler's first name? - Heil

A famous Scotsman? - Jock

Something that floats in a bath? - Water

Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings

RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2
Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
Contestant: India.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Espresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.

Stupid is sooo much fun !