How Exactly Did October Get Here So Quickly ?

Seriously. It should not be October yet, not for at least some frickin' time to come. It snuck up quietly and then clattered me over the head with a large pot which it proceeded to hit with a wooden spoon. Repeatedly.

I know I have the ability to lose track of time but this is new for even me. It's still supposed to be September. That way the deadlines I have looming are looming just a little less, and the projects I have are further from expected completion.

I don't give a monkey's uncle's flyin' bare ass bandicoot how long the calender has been arranged this way I WANT SEPTEMBER BACK !!!

Non compliance with this demand will result in . . . . . . you are probably to young for the rest of this sentence. I'm to young for it. I didn't know I knew that many beepable words.