Who came up with the idea of ripping pubic hair out with wax ? Or at all actually. I really need to know. I need to hunt them down and rip every hair in their nasty little body. Every hair. One by one. With chop sticks. Or something more painful when I think of it.
Hmm. Would chopsticks work ? Hell, let's give it a whirl, if they don't I'll adapt. Donning thinking cap now.
I went for my first ever bikini wax today, in case you hadn't guessed. Twenty fucking minutes of hair being ripped from my body, for which I had to pay. Pain is not fun, that's why it hurts. Then I'm told I'm bleeding, but that's okay, it's normal on your first wax. Run that one by me again ? Bleeding from where you just ripped my pubic hair out from the roots is ok ? And she said it with a smile. Fucking sadist.
It will not be happening again. The razor is my friend. Or maybe Immac.
Thursday, 2 August 2007
Bikini Wax Hell
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Oh dear...yes bleeding from where hair has just been ripped out by its roots.....seems to be a message in there somewhere!
Having never done the 'bikini wax' thing I can only say that just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.....so you have my sympathy, for what must surely have been
'Hell on Earth'?
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